Effects Breast Cancer Can Have On Your Sex Life

This is Breast Cancer Awareness Month, so I thought I'd take a minute to remind you about the boobs. Boobs are great! They fill out our favorite t-shirts, we get out of speeding tickets, and make us feel super sexy in Victoria Secret Teddy we bought during the sale of winter cleaning. But you know what is great about boobs? They are prone to getting cancer. Now, we were told about the dangers and effects of cancer, but no one really talks about the impact can have on your social life, especially your sex life.

So, strap yourself in, because you're about to get hit with the harsh reality of what will happen to your love life if you do not make your boobs on a regular basis!

Shitty Things breast cancer to make your sex life

low libido

The biggest side effect of breast cancer on your sex life, that just does not want one! Your body closes the endorphins you get when you have sex, so instead of feeling amazing while doing it, you feel like you are running a business. You do not get satisfaction when you put the toothbrush in his mouth, and now you get the satisfaction when you put a P in V.

Fatigue

You know those long days where you get home from work, fix dinner, your kids, get them ready for bed, do the rest of the work you can catch up on, and then have to pull up to bed? And you know how little you feel like having sex when you're tired of? Imagine being all tired .. time. Even when you've done nothing but pass the whole day, you're still tired. Chances are you will not have the energy for sex. I did not just talking about this on Thursday night in what seemed like the longest week ever. We talk all the time. Usually you will be just damn tired of that burst.

vaginal dryness

Instead of feeling like a hot-insert-your-age-year-old here you are, you'll feel like a grandmother dried down. Not only will you feel embarrassed to have sex like that, but because it produces no natural lubricant, it is likely to be painful for both of you.

Breast Appearance

You know those days when you feel like your body looks weird, and you just do not want the guy you are dating to see naked? So imagine how would you feel if your boobs the giant scar across them. Or did not have nipples. Or your boobs have disappeared all together.

Obviously there are important reasons to check your breasts, but your sex life, but whatever the reason, get checked early and often get a check!